Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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