She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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