Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
