But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My ass is underappreciated
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
