mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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