im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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