sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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