ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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