No awkward lesbian experiences without me
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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