haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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