I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
3 2 1 whiskey
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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