Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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