I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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