Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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