Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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