He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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