i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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