I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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