Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
is it fun? or sober?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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