I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
