she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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