Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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