Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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