Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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