the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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