Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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