Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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