i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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