Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
His nipple licking is glorious
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