Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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