Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
