Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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