that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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