Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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