Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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