it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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