And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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