This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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