I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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