Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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