thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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