are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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