McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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