I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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