physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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