i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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