So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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