You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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