I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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