its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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