At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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