She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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