plz talk dirty to me
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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