My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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