Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
