Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He kissed a someone with a penis
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Are my feet made of real feet?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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